On evolving languages
“Awesome” is the new “good”. “Amazing” is the new “nice”. “X totally destroyed/killed Y” is the new “Y is slightly inconvenienced by X”. “The best thing ever” is the new “I’ll be amused by this for the next 2 minutes." “A new, fun way to do XYZ” is the new “Let me waste your precious time”. Those over-excited fucksticks broke my favourite language.