“Awesome” is the new “good”.
“Amazing” is the new “nice”.
“X totally destroyed/killed Y” is the new “Y is slightly inconvenienced by X”.
“The best thing ever” is the new “I’ll be amused by this for the next 2 minutes."
“A new, fun way to do XYZ” is the new “Let me waste your precious time”.
Those over-excited fucksticks broke my favourite language.
